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caught the umbrella, puffed it like a sail, and
began to drag the table down the beachWhat got
me laughing wasn't the bug-eyed look of amazement
on Wireman's face when his disintegrating beach
chair tried to clamp on him like a striped jaw,
nor his sudden barrel-roll onto the sandIt
wasn't even the sight of that table trying to
escape, tugged by its own umbrellaIt was
Wireman's glass, still standing placidly upright
between the sprawling man's side and left arm
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those old Road Runner cartoonsMeep-meep! And
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that, of course, made me think of the crane that
had done the damage, the one with the fucked-up
beeper that hadn't beeped, and all at once I saw
myself as Wile ECoyote in the cab of my
disintegrating pickup truck, eyes bugged in
bewilderment, frazzled ears sticking off in two
opposite directions and maybe smoking a little at
the tipsI laughed until I rolled bonelessly
out of my own chair and plopped onto the
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beside Wiremanbut I also missed the glass,
which still stood perfectly upright like a
cigarette-butt in an urn of sandIt was
impossible for me to laugh any harder, but I did
Tears gushed down my cheeks and the world had
begun to dim out as my brain went into oxygendeprivation
mode
Wireman, still howling, went crawling after his
runaway table, locomoting on knees and elbowsHe
made a grab for the base and it skittered away as
if sensing his approachWireman plowed face-first
into the sand
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rolled over on my back and gasped for breath, on
the verge of passing out but still laughing
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That was how I met Wireman
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Twenty minutes later the table had been placed in
a rough approximation of its original position
That was all very well, but neither of us could
look at the umbrella without breaking into fits of
the gigglesOne of its pie-wedges was torn, and
it now rose crookedly from the table, giving it
the look of a drunken man trying to pretend
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soberWireman had moved the remaining chair down
to the end of the wooden walk, and had taken it at
my insistenceI was sitting on the walk itself,
which, although backless, would make getting up an
easier (not to mention more dignified) proposition
Wireman had offered to replace the spilled pitcher
of iced tea with a fresh oneI refused this, but
agreed to split the miraculously unspilled glass
with him
"Now we're water-brothers," he said when it was
gone
"Is that some Indian ritual?" I
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